Stewarts

There are times when life imitates Capra, and I did my best by going to Washington last week. The place is different now: it is more a town of starch shirts and id badges, a city where twenty year olds gossip about fifty years olds as opposed to Los Angeles where the reverse is true. But the late October weather was perfect and with Louise about to start a new job it seemed like the right place for a quick vacation.

Our world is spinning fast these days. We have both left our jobs, but Louise has had the more practical sense to arrive at a new one while I tinker on a few iPhone apps. Our new home is unpacked but unfilled. Our conversations range from the price of one meal in March for our wedding, to the china we will break one piece at a time for the rest of our lives. We have upped our gym memberships to try to compensate for all of the splendid meals (and copious wine) that we have shared while meeting each others friends and families. It is a great life, but a hurried one. We thought going to visit Louise’s brother and best friend would be a good way to get away from Art Center Board meetings and tech support email. We did not realize what we would be missing at home.

The Forty Niners who had been picked by many to win their division were imploding publicly. The Warriors who just got a great free agent remain still the Warriors. The Giants had no all star hitters; their great hopes for the season - Sandoval and Rowland - were in slumps, their infielders were injured, and the roster was starting to resemble a collection of castoffs with shaving allergies. Sure their pitching was good and they had a couple of nice rookies who were going to be great in a couple of years, but the rest of a line up was a patchwork of discards and has beens, placeholders until we could start next season with just maybe an expensive free agent. Granted there are sports movies where the guy picked up from waivers hits home runs to win a pennant, but real life teams with less than average hitting, power, and speed don’t really go anywhere unless something magical happens.

It wasn’t that I stopped following the Giants, but just that they shifted more to background noise. I read about the Red Sox’s crushing the Giants the weekend I dealt with the movers taking everything out of my bachelor apartment except the carpets which desperately needed to be cleaned. I heard that they picked up Cody Ross the day after we had our house warming party with our new grill. Still I worked for the Giants home radio station, KNBR, and enjoyed making a virtual Kruk and Kuip. But watching the great Lincecum fall apart in August as the Giants drifted ten games back of the Padres I was resigned that this team was going to be like the others of my lifetime, like all the others that have ever played in San Francisco.

But then again, there are times when life imitates Capra, when a ball hits the top of the centerfield fence and bounces back, when a 21 year old rookie can pitch eight scoreless innings in a World Series game, when a bed headed savant can do it for 21 innings, when a black bearded reliever can make the Beach Boys have the sane Brian Wilson, and when a rookie catcher can manage four aces and hit clean up. Actually the last one never happened before, but just maybe it could.

We had to watch. Not just Louise and myself, but the entire city needed these guys. It was not just that we seem perched on a midterm slaughter by tea parties, nor the collective need for mass karaoke of Journey and Huey Lewis songs, nor the excuse for men to wear thongs since Glee had just stolen Rocky Horror, nor the eight year drought since any Bay Area team had been in a championship game. We needed a world of possibilities and rooting for a group that seemed three short of a Lee Marvin ensemble was too much fun not to do.

In a way watching the games in Washington DC felt more like going back to the Candlestick days when the crowds were a little more knowledgeable but a bit darker. Giants fans aren’t bitter and mean like Phillies ones or bitter and self absorbed like pre 2004 Red Sox, but we are bitter. 2002 scarred us deeply and it seemed like half of our conversations were about when the Giants were going to implode. It was old school Giants fandom, and we started the series by drinking 32 oz Sierra Nevada beers because we knew we wanted to be anesthetized for when the pain came.

We kept waiting.

In the meantime besides the main goal of visiting and commiserating with friends, the thing that Louise and I wanted to do on our Washington trip was see the other Stewart, Jon. He and his cohort, Colbert, planned a rally that was the reverse of most concerts, a rally when music was a long opening act for the comedians. Neither the city nor the rally was organized enough for the masses that came. The metro could not handle the numbers; the sound system did not work for most of the crowd. I began to wonder why exactly I was rallying for sanity or to keep fear alive.

Because in this last weeks (and perhaps this last year) the world has been a bit crazy. Castoffs have become heros. A forty year old found a spouse (and clean carpets). A city found a reason to cheer. We could sometime soon have a parade down Market Street and another flag flapping above China Basin. The party in this city would be insane, and who would want to rally against that?

Sometimes, indeed, it is a wonderful life.